Behold the ramblings of the Groom:
The story of how Harley and I met, and how I tricked her into marrying me is a long, and joyful one…
But I can’t really remember any of it right now, because I’m too busy thinking about how beautiful, graceful, kind, loving, caring, generous, and all-around amazing she is.
It’s distracting, lemme tell ya.
(NOTE: The above sentences exist to get me brownie points. Guys, give me a high-five through the internet, if you understand. *SMACK!*)
Whoops. Looks like you broke your computer there… I didn’t mean for you to actually try and high-five me through the internet. You can’t sue me for those damages.
Actually, we’ve both been too busy to write out our story. Planning a wedding is time-consuming.
We’ll put something here soon, though. Pinky-promise through the internet! *CRASH!*